Here are the 10 reasons why Islamabad is the coolest place on Greenland:
- Here even the rain is awesome as little chance of flooding!
- Load shedding is much much lesser than the rest of the Paki land
- Getting robbed at gunpoint in the market is extremely rare
- Though you don’t live at the beach but at least you live near the hills and they are clean (rare in Pakistan)
- Regular Sunday bazaar (good place for some cheap shopping)
- People pray Namaz in Masjid (rare in Pakistan)
- No fighting between Aunties at lawn exhibitions
- Almost everybody belongs to the middle class
- Dating in Parks is still not so common and even if you do, not much chance of attracting trouble (no need to fear Auntie Maya)
- And most importantly no need to fear bhai and Na Maloom afraad who often get naughty in the rest of the country
